Tuesday, 10 November 2009


The way the powers that be are advertising Heather Locklear's return to Melrose Place, you'd think that every episode since 2.0's beginning was just foreplay....

And yes yes. We have missed Amanda, but we're also missing decent scenes between Sydney and Michael. And what's the point of bringing Amanda back without Alison or Billy or GayMatt, or Megan or many, many others? We know Peter's going to show up again, so at least there's that. But really. Courtney Thorne Smith's been on a shit-tastic show for seven years; it's not like she's choosey. Get her on board!

Because seriously, if we have to sit through one more episode about how bored Jonah's penis is of Riley's rack then we're going to rip off our collective wigs.

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