A: Ella isn't a pretty fake crier.
E: Ella's acting = shit. Syd = hot.
A: What is Syd doing for work these days?
E: Shagging.
A: Is Syd a talent agent?
E: Syd's an art maven. I wonder if she likes Damien Hirst....
A: She needs a pair of black rimmed glasses
E: Yes Please. Tina Fey glasses.
A: Insert missing theme song here.
A: has the bathroom moved again?
A: way sick....that hat is way sick
E: He looks like Pete Doherty
A: Minus the drugs
E: Violet and her goth eyes are trying to act
A: Not tooo bad at the moment. Maybe she's learning...
E: SYD!!!
A: Bitchy Syd!
E: Her outfit is awesome.
A: Freaking hot.btw I love that Syd has ANOTHER 'job' to add her resume.
E: "Look who's grown out of her Uggs and into her Manolos."
A: Bad manolos
A: oooh!
A: "Are you off to sign a client, or just have sex with one?"
E: That was a quality smackdown
A: LINE OF THE SERIES!
E: Sandra O and Riley bore me to sobs.
A: I think Riley heard us talking about her rack as it's well hidden.
A: I think she just poured herself an orange juice and forgot the vodka
E: Maybe not so much with the bartending?
E: Nicky Blume... couldn't they have thought of a better porn star name?
A: Yeah...something like Busty LaRoux
E: ok... Jonah's car = Billy's right?
A: Jonah's acting = Billy's yes?
A: Sandra Oh is hookering
E: um... isn't that the cop dude?
A: a whore who kisses?
E: She really did fail those classes.
A: come on Wendy...train your girls!
E: Shake yo booty Sandra O.
A: Move those lady lumps.
E: Cop's gonna teach her how to dance.
A: He's a stripper by night.
E: Or a pimp
A: Ahh Some slow motion and shes picked it up!
E: This is boring. Where's Michael?
A: Sandra O just looked latino.
E: She did.
A: ... and not satisfied.
A: Sydney is never bored
E: "I'm still angry."
A: Of course Syd is angry...there's no olive in her drink.
E: Dear God she's gorgeous... and needs a golden globe nomination.
A: Ideally a win.
E: She acts EVERYONE on this show off screen.
A: Why is Ella dressed for open heart surgery?
E: Also, why is her crotch an accessory?
A: It came with the clutch.
A: By the way - where is our fave new landlord?
E: Jane?
A: Yeah
E: I'm guessing she got stuck in her walk-in-wardrobe...
A: cue extravagant party
E: Perhaps when they're wasted they'll be less dull....
E: Jonah's been wanking off to CSI one too many times
A: I was thinking he was more a "Weeds" boy.
E: Umm since when is burglarized a word? It's burgled you twats!
A: Next they'll be saying ironical.
E: And nukular.
E: "Sorry I missed our shopping date. A cop's boner came up."
E: Ella's hair is channeling Rachel from friends.
A: umm.. should I know him?
E: Oh. he's the dude she fucked.
A: He killed Syd?
E: That's so lame.
E: I want an entire flashback episode.
A: I think we need one.
E: The 1.0 baddies were so much better.
A: Just not Betsy...she was eww.
A: Sandra O is swimming.
E: Riley and her rack are going jogging.
A: Everyone is so active.
A: Aww wet girl hug!
E: Now even Jonah's wardrobe is channeling Biwwy's
A: That's terrible! Not even a golfer would wear it and those are golf shorts!
E: "Stick with the rom-coms." Who writes this shit?
E: Kimber calling...
A: Jesus Kimber...BOOBS
E: "Hello doctor, I heard you enjoyed your patient."
A: Poor Sandra...way too stretched....studies, doctoring, bridesmaiding, whoreing...where will she find the time?
E: She'll recruit Violet in good time.
E: so... umm.. that episode was kind of so so. The Syd parts were awesome...
A: Kimber's boobs and hair were fabulous
E: Everything else sucked....
A: Especially Jonah's hat.
... and that's all for now. Until next week...
much love,
A&E.
