"Talk is cheap Amanda. Then again, so are you."

Ummm... Where were we? Seriously, has it been three months since the last episode of Melrose Place? We've been neglecting this poor little blog because, well, what the heck were we supposed to write without decent spoilers, or Heather Locklear showing up in the see-through dress at some awards show?

Thankfully, the wait is almost over. Yesterday, the CW released the trailer for Oriole, featuring words meaning 'awesome' and 'slutty'. Also, Amanda kissing a man with a really scary beard. Check it out for yourselves:

So, what will the second half of season one bring us... Will Jonah direct a remake of "Road House"? Will Sarah Palin play Michael's 8th wife? Will Amanda tell the young residents about the basement? And, most importantly, will Jo come out of the closet and accept E's proposal of marriage? All this and more as from Tuesday, March 9th on the CW, and on Wednesday here at A&E's Melrose Place 2.0 Recap-a-palooza. Bring your own bottle.