Tuesday, 29 September 2009
Monday, 28 September 2009
WATCHING EPISODE THREE...
E: Syd got down with her lesbian side at Valley State prison
A: oh totally…with someone named Bertha. She was her bitch.
A: “This is sick Ell!”
E: Speaking of sick, Ella’s bag is disgusting
A: So are the earrings
E: Violet is…..
A: Poorly played by an actress wannabe
E: Such a shit actress
A: Plus Syd wears that dress so much better
E: Laura looks way hotter in that dress
A: And she wanted to make sure of it too!
E: Indeed. MILF
A: Bet Laura was filming that scene going “Fuck you Ashlee”
E: Because Laura is a “real actress”
E: SHUT UP RIELY
A: She made him a mix CD!
E: yeah “of video game songs”
A: so 90’s and so nerdy.
E: How fucking pathetic is she?
A: He must have a big penis.
E: Why do the producers assume that we care about Jonah and his whereabouts? Until he goes to find Reilly’s stalker in Seattle, I honestly don’t give a shit.
E: This video sucks asssssssssssss
A: I kinda wanna Itunes this song though
E: Your little gayboy self needs to resist!
A: Ella is all work work work
E: And Reilly is all drink drink drink
A: See I believe the acting here..I believe Riley’s pain….
E: Oh dear. Allison just made out with Jake….
A: Aww. And then she barfed in her mouth a little
A: Lauren is looking a little Sandra O in her Greys Anatomy scrubs.
E: They’re going to shag in that lift by episode 7
A: Totally. Sandra Oh and Dr.Mancini sex
A: Alison’s name is spelt wrong! Geez Mancini, I thought you were a doctor!
E: ALISON!!!!
A: LOVE THIS MOMENT
E: I swear this is the greatest moment. It’s like a great big ‘come baaaaaaaaaaack!”
A: Yup
E: Everyone come back to the melrosian mother-ship
A: It’s a homing beacon.
… and that’s all folks. Until Wednesday, that is….
much love, A&E.
